Good day, dear readers!
I would like to introduce you to a friend of mine. I think he is very handsome indeed, though some would say he is a bit prickly. Tut-tut, I assure you he is gentle and ever so kind. Just take a look at his eyes and you will see. His demeanor is so pleasant, his face is so sweet, I think you will find, he is one of the nicest you'll meet!
You can't visit my friend at home, as he lives in a cozy little hole at the base of a mossy tree. He rolls himself into a tight little ball and stays snug and warm nightly. During the day, he roams the sunny meadows and greets all of his friends with a polite "How d' you do?"
Please say hello, won't you?